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crumpled_papers @ 2005-09-12T17:09:00

2005-09-12T22:15:00Z

just because everybuddy bugs me to update...i better get some comments!

Name five fictional characters you'd have sex with, then tag five people who have
to do it, too.

1. every character Jennifer Connelly every played...especially Labrynth and A Beautiful Mind

2. Sailor Jupiter (dont ask)

3. Electra

4. Jude Law in Enemy at the Gates...hey fuck you he is a sexy bitch

and finally

5. Lucy Lu (sp?) in Kill Bill 1

now i have to tag people...hmm ill choose Rose...Sarah T....Alma...Rachael...and..hmmm...whoever comments first..have fun

crumpled_papers @ 2005-04-24T01:02:00

2005-04-24T06:03:26Z

someone please put me out of misery 80(. never again.

my future seems like one big past

2005-04-21T22:03:36Z

“Dead as dead can be,” my doctor tells me
But I just can’t believe him, never the optimistic one
I’m sure of your ability to become my perfect enemy
Wake up and face me, don’t play dead cause maybe
Someday I will walk away and say, “You disappoint me,”
Maybe you’re better off this way

Leaning over you here, cold and catatonic
I catch a brief reflection of what you could and might have been
It's your right and your ability
To become…my perfect enemy…

Wake up and face me, don’t play dead cause maybe
Someday I’ll walk away and say, “You disappoint me,”
Maybe you’re better off this way

Maybe you’re better off this way
Maybe you’re better off this way
Maybe you’re better off this way
You’re better of this…you’re better off this…
Maybe you’re better off!

Wake up and face me, don’t play dead cause maybe
Someday I’ll walk away and say, “You fucking disappoint me!”
Maybe you’re better off this way

Go ahead and play dead
I know that you can hear this
Go ahead and play dead
Why can't you turn and face me?
Why can't you turn and face me?
Why can't you turn and face me?
Why can't you turn and face me?
You fucking disappoint me!

I push my fingers into my eyes...
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache...
But it's made of all the things I have to take...
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside...
If the pain goes on...
Aaaaaaaah!

I have screamed until my veins collapsed
I've waited as my time's elapsed
Now, All I do is live with so much fate
I've wished for this, I've bitched at that
I've left behind this little fact:
You cannot kill what you did not create
I've gotta say what I've gotta say
And then I swear I'll go away
But I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise
I guess I'll save the best for last
My future seems like one big past
You're left with me 'cause you left me no choice

I push my fingers into my eyes
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
If the pain goes on,
I'm not gonna make it!

Pull me back together
Or separate the skin from bone
Leave me all the Pieces, then you can leave me
alone
Tell me the reality is better than the dream
But I found out the hard way,
Nothing is what it seems!

I push my fingers into my eyes
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
But it's made of all the thing I have to take
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside
If the pain goes on,
I'm not gonna make it!

All I've got...all I've got is insane...
All I've got...all I've got is insane...
All I've got...all I've got is insane!
All I've got...all I've got is insane!

I push my fingers into my eyes
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
But it's made of all the thing I have to take
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside
If the pain goes on,
I'm not gonna make it!

She seemed dressed in all of me, stretched across my shame.
All the torment and the pain
Leaked through and covered me
I'd do anything to have her to myself
Just to have her for myself
Now I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sad.

She is everything to me
The unrequited dream
A song that no one sings
The unattainable, Shes a myth that I have to believe in
All I need to make it real is one more reason
I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sad.

But I won't let this build up inside of me
I won't let this build up inside of me
I won't let this build up inside of me
I won't let this build up inside of me

A catch in my throat choke
Torn into pieces
I won't, nO!
I don't wanna be this...

But I won't let this build up inside of me
I won't let this build up inside of me
I won't let this build up inside of me
I won't let this build up inside of me

She isn't real
I can't make her real
She isn't real
I can't make her real

Why can't you ever back down?
Why can't you just shut your face?
Oh god the feelings I feel
Would get me thrown in a cage
You're the one who's always screaming at me
I'm the one that keeps your lives so care free
What the fuck more do you want me to be?
Why must you do this to me?

Run away, I can't see
Lead the way, make them pay

Counting, on me.
Always hoping I'll be
There for all of your problems
and in turn you're never there for me
You sucked the life out of me
You hate everything you see
I can't take this anymore
I always stay when I should leave

You see the pain in my face
While you keep putting me down
Inside the rage starts to build
You push me I won't go down
You're the one who's always screaming at me
I'm the one that keeps your lives so care free
What the fuck more do you want me to be?
Why must you do this to me?

Run away, I can't see
Lead the way, make them pay

Counting, on me.
Always hoping I'll be
There for all of your problems
and in turn you're never there for me
You sucked the life out of me
You hate everything you see
I can't take this anymore
I always stay when I should leave

Could it really be the day, today?
Could this really make the problems go away?
I'm going to hurt just not in time

Right now!
- I take in all I can now
Right Now!
- You've torn us all part
Right Now!
- There is nothing you can do to stop me
Right now [x9]

Counting, on me.
Always hoping I'll be
There for all of your problems
and in turn you're never there for me
You sucked the life out of me
You hate everything you see
I can't take this anymore
I always stay when I should leave [x2]

Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?

How do you sleep
When you live with your lies
Out of your mouth
Up from your mind
That kind of thinking
Starts a chain reaction
You are a timebomb ticking away
You need to release
What you're feeling inside
Let out the beast
That you're trying to hide
Step right up and be a part of the action
Get your game face on
Because it's time to play
You're pushing and fighting your way
You're ripping it up

How do you live without playing the game
Sit on the side and expect to keep sane
Step right up and be a part of the action
Come get a piece of it before it's too late
Take a look around
You can't deny what you see
Were living in a violent society
Well my brother let me show you a better way
So get your game face on because it's time to play
You're pushing and fighting your way you're ripping it up

So tell me what am I supposed to be
Another goddamn drone
Tell me what am I supposed to be
Should I leave it on the inside
Should I get ready to play

80D

2005-02-16T19:57:01Z

man i love jeff! (jeff is an attorney at the office) he is such a womanizer but he is so funny!!!! he was bitching about how women take forever at the bank/ATM how they get there money organize it count it, put it in there purse, fix their radio station and everything else they can possibly do before they pull out of the way...he said he told off this chick for making him wait for 5 mins to get out of the way. also how women wait until the cashier at HEB and other places give her the total and then she takes out her check book and looks for a pen and logs everthing and what is suppose to be a quick transaction turns out into, what seems like, an airport delay! haha ok well i thought that was worth sharing..laters!

Nas-T

hehe

2005-02-14T20:12:50Z

i thought this was too good to pass up..

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i feel pretty! oh so pretty!

2005-01-26T04:11:33Z

crumpled_papers @ 2005-01-12T12:04:00

2005-01-12T18:04:35Z

you tell me is it true?

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and
to be understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in
oneself. Has reputation.
Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
feelings. Tactful.
Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and
unpredictable. Moody and
easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful.
Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides
others physically and
mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions
carefully. Caring and loving.
Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy.
Wary and sharp. Judges
people through observations. Hardworking. No
difficulties in studying. Loves
to be alone. Always broods about the past and the
old friends. Likes to be
quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never
looks for friends. Not
aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach
and dieting problems.
Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to
recover

What does your birth month say about you?
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LMFAO

2004-12-23T01:18:48Z

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1599
everyone should be able to see this..enter at your own risk haha

bored

2004-12-20T21:24:40Z

--UNIQUE-
1. Nervous Habits? movin my leg
2. Are you double jointed? not that i know of
3. Can you roll your tongue? yes, my tongue is mighty!
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? 80(
5. Can you blow spit bubbles? what is that?
6. Can you cross your eyes? who cant?!
7. Tattoos? nope..
8. Piercings and where? long story
9. Do you make your bed daily? why im just gonna mess it up again

--CLOTHES--
10. Which shoe goes on first? my right shoe
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? yes a many of times
12. On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet? i would say average would be about 30ish
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7? non worth wearing
14. Favorite piece of clothing? my PJs

--FOOD--
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirling master
16. Have you ever eaten Spam? i believe so
17. Favorite ice cream flavor? cherry vanilla
18. How many cereals in your cabinet? like 43980823782038942 but only eat about two types
19. What's your favorite beverage? root beer
20. What's your favorite restaurant? Los Asados
21. Do you cook? hehe..define cook....

--GROOMING--
22. How often do you brush your teeth? morning and whenever i feel icky
23. Hair drying method? ummmm....towel on head and rub really fast...
24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? im thinking of pink!

--MANNERS--
25. Do you swear? fuck no!
26. Do you ever spit? distgusting

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE--
27. Animal? normally i would say PANDA...but now ill say...TURTLE!!
28. Food? spaghetti
29. Month? July
30. Day? friday
31. Cartoon? Get Fuzzy
32. Song? Inside
33. Subject in school? math or English
34. Color? green
35. Sport? dunno...
36. TV show? anything funny
37. Thing to do in the spring? jump
38. Thing to do in the summer? stay inside
39. Thing to do in the fall? catch
40. Thing to do in the winter? cuddle

--IN AND AROUND--
41. The CD player? i think System of a Down
42. Person you talk most on AIM with? everyone
43. Ever taken a cab? nope
44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? y?
45. what color is your bedroom? Dark red...or Drum Beat red
46. you use an alarm clock? it gets me up
47. favorite room in the house? my room
48. Window seat or aisle? does it really matter? i like window...you can sleep
49. what's your sleeping position? which one?
50. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? hell no
51. Do you snore? umm i dunno
52. Do you sleepwalk? nope
53. Do you talk in your sleep? dunno
54. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? hehe yeah
55. How about with the light on? cant sleep like that
56. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? radio

--DISLIKES--
57. What do you dislike the most? intelligent deficiet people
58. Do you like snakes? they ok
59. Do you dislike this survey? it keeps me from doing work

hehe

2004-12-18T17:09:39Z

well as you can see on sarah's (enraged_spork) lj ~~(i dont know how to do that thingy where it has a link to your webpage! >.<)~~ i got a fookin Turtle! haha...its awesome...it hisses at everyone...i love it 80)... yeah the turtle cost like 16 bucks which my friend paid for but i had to buy everything else becuase supposedly im rich and she is poor...and everything else was about 100 bucks which kinda sucked but i think it was worth it..anywho all of ya are welcome to come check it out if you want but please...take a number ;)

[edit]
sarah snuck in and fixed that for ya! lol
everyone...go see his turtle!
i'm thinking show and tell at utpa...hahaha
[/edit]

hmmm

2004-12-09T20:18:26Z

well i got into work today and had a very interesting conversation with one of the lawyers here..Jeff Jackson. he was telling me how in his past relationships he was the provider..he was the white knight to all of his women..and he was the responsible one. he is a single father now with four kids. he told me that he would probably never marry again becuase when he looks at his house he says its perfect. there are no conflicts in his house and if he were to get married he would add problems into his house. so i started to compare this in my life. i asked myself was i happy with my life without a significant other and you know just dating? i asked myself if all the women i have been with just complicated things more? i asked myself if there was even a woman out there looking for an equal and not a white knight to take all there problems away? was there a woman out there not looking for a Gaurdian?..hmm i wonder...

another day in my life...

2004-12-07T01:00:37Z

today sucked soooo much ass hugh hefner blush....i woke up late today...didnt have enough time for breakfest so i was kinda blah....got into the truck to find it empty becuase my parents used it for the weekend and didnt 1. bother to tell me or 2. bother to put some gas in it...so i was like GREAT!...then i went to go pick up madmel and so i got to her house and turned off the truck to go knock on the door....well after i turned off the truck i realized i was blocking the drive way and so i got back in to move it back...the truck wouldnt start!..so i was like SHIT!..so i tryied it again...nothing..so by this time was like FUCK!...but then i tried it one more time and it managed to start..barely...so madmel got in the car and i headed off to school....got close to the math building about 10 mins late and i saw someone from my class walking out of the math building pissed off and i was like wtf??? long and behold we had a fuckin test...great...forgot about that too...so i was like yes..another reason to kill myself >.< so i took the test which i prolly failed...then afterwards i headed back to the student union to listen to my cd player and read some squee..couldnt do that...my car pool buddy from TR wanted to talk..god if she didnt talk enough already!..i mean this wouldve been cool if it wasnt today...but it was today so i was slighty aggrivated by this...so when she left i put my headphones on and listened to about 10 minutes of music when all of a sudden...it turns off..again..i was like WTF!!!!! apparently this cd player does not read anysongs after track 14...and all of my Fav. songs are 16+...so yeah again pissed...then i decided to go over to mikes dorm and hang out for a while..you know halo 2 to get my mind off things...played some of the worst games of my life..becuase the stupid controler decided that it didnt want to acknowledge the joystick on my right hand...it would not let me turn left..so yeah i was a right making fool...also a dead one a many of times...so i was like great...then headed off to american heritage and we had a presentation today..so i was like easy day...maybe i might learn something..well we had teacher evaluations so i was like...so we did that mike and marc decided to bail while they can but i stayed becuase he looked like he was gonna take attendence and he might go over the test wed. well after the evalutation the group presented one persons topic and he stopped them becuase we ran out of time!...we didnt even go over the test!!!! again WHAT THE FUCK!...anyways then i went to work and had to do the boringest thing every...replace papers in binder...how much fun can that be!?!?? yes i love it...anyways...then i found out something that could be a problem about this friday...but the person it concerns will find you hopefully today..so yeah thats where i stand right now...pissed...agrivated....annoyed...and every other negative word you can think of...help me someone!

umm yeah

2004-12-06T01:15:53Z

well yeah im bored...this is just postin so i can post...hey...maybe i should do a friends cut...yes we shall see how many of you people are actually my friends and read my LJ...hehe post to stay and post to be added...laters!

hmmm

2004-12-05T18:14:25Z

ok people time for an update!....yeah i had a very interesting night friday night...we shall leave it at that 80)...saturday was absolutly boring as hell...i watched two movies and that is about it..matrix revolutions and the score...i like the score...and no its not a porno...Michael Rodriguez...and today im suppose to get together with a couple of friends and have a geek fest...fun stuff.,..oooo breakfest is here...laters!

crumpled_papers @ 2004-10-27T21:53:00

2004-10-28T02:55:46Z

Korn Lyrics

Deep Inside Lyrics

I'm not doing great
I feel like I'm dead
Not thinking straight
Inside my body, troubled, full of hate
I had to let it out before it's too late

Deep Inside, It can hide!
Feeling so lost and betrayed
why does this happen to me everytime
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape
Screaming and clawing from deep inside

Why won't it fade
Outside I had to lie; "I'm ok",
I hope someday, I'll stop getting pain
I guess this is a lie, I have made

Deep Inside, It can hide!
Feeling so lost and betrayed
why does this happen to me everytime
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape
Screaming and clawing from deep inside

What am I doing?
I can't believe this
I have been hiding
Wanting to be less
Giving to people,
They take from me
Always they bringing drama to me

Look, look at me now
NOWWWWWWWW

Feeling so lost and betrayed
why does this happen to me everytime
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape
Screaming and clawing from deep inside

I can't stand all this fucking Pain
Please god just go away
Please god just make the pain...

hmm...

2004-10-22T19:39:01Z

ok everyone tell me what i should do....i can either have the time of my life right now or i can be eh ok right now and might have the time of my life later in life...suggestions?!? ok now do this whole one memory with me bit too..you know something we might have done together...and make it interesting! lol laters all...

why

2004-10-11T04:26:20Z

Korn Lyrics

Counting On Me Lyrics

Why can't you ever back down?
Why can't you just shut your face?
Oh god the feelings I feel
Would get me thrown in a cage
You're the one who's always screaming at me
I'm the one that keeps your lives so care free
What the fuck more do you want me to be?
Why must you do this to me?

Run away, I can't see
Lead the way, make them pay

Counting, on me.
Always hoping I'll be
There for all of your problems
and in turn you're never there for me
You sucked the life out of me
You hate everything you see
I can't take this anymore
I always stay when I should leave

You see the pain in my face
While you keep putting me down
Inside the rage starts to build
You push me I won't go down
You're the one who's always screaming at me
I'm the one that keeps your lives so care free
What the fuck more do you want me to be?
Why must you do this to me?

Run away, I can't see
Lead the way, make them pay

Counting, on me.
Always hoping I'll be
There for all of your problems
and in turn you're never there for me
You sucked the life out of me
You hate everything you see
I can't take this anymore
I always stay when I should leave

Could it really be the day, today?
Could this really make the problems go away?
I'm going to hurt just not in time

Right now!
- I take in all I can now
Right Now!
- You've torn us all part
Right Now!
- There is nothing you can do to stop me
Right now [x9]

Counting, on me.
Always hoping I'll be
There for all of your problems
and in turn you're never there for me
You sucked the life out of me
You hate everything you see
I can't take this anymore
I always stay when I should leave [x2]

hehe

2004-09-01T21:18:21Z

The villian Meme by Jabeccy

Username

Your Henchman #1 is....

madmel65

Your Henchman #2 is...

enraged_spork

Your mini-me is.....

neko_85

Your Name is.....

The stalker of past secretary's of state

Your Evil Quest is.....

To hack into Live Journal

Your Evil Lair is......

In Baliwood

Your Evil saying is....

"Look over there....Made you look, ha ha!"

Your costume is

The day you will take over the world is

August 22, 2595

Your Arch-Nemesis is

The impersonator

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2004-08-27T15:56:27Z

well im here at college typin on amanda's laptop and sarah went off to class...she was late hehe...ooo so im here all alone cuz manda went out to do something and now the sneaking comes along..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ok im back...well im surprised to see that sarah has alot of skeletons in her closet...i think she is a seriel killer...hehe...IM JUST KIDDING SARAH!!!!! LMAO...nah but amanda is watching tv and im here typin and wiating for my next class....man i hope im not late for work today..my last class ends at 1235 and i have to be at work at 130...as sarah would say..not gonna happen lol...eh ohwell...its not like there gonna fire me or anything...i was at school...well i gtg its almost time to go and i wanna get there a tiny bit early so...laters all....

yes another one..GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT 80P

2004-08-24T15:54:41Z

Basics about you and your appearance
Your Full name/What they call you: Nathaniel Armando Sanchez/Nate, Nasty, Big Nasty, Hunny Bunny(dont ask), You behing the bushes
Your age and birthday: 18-7/7/86
Eye and hair color: brown/ Black
Height and weight: 5 10, 260
Glasses or braces?: contacts
Makeup?: nope
Jewelry: senior ring and 2002 pendant
Siblings names and ages: who cares
Pets: i might get a blue healer...his name shall be courage
Where do you live?: harlingen
Where were you born?: harlingen
Where do you go to school?: utpa
What grade?: fish
Favorites
Color: dark green
Food: spaghetti
Bands: korn
Things to do: FFXI
Places: where ever there is a comp
Drink: water..
Stores: gamestop, babages
Songs: anything hard
Person: funny ppl
Clothes you own: whatever is in my closet next to the gay guy
Parent: blah
Grandparent: blah
Subject: math?
Your Opinion On...
War in Iraq/In general: stupid
Homosexuality: do it if you want
Prostitution: it's bad
High School Relationships: ppl shouldnt be allowed to date unti the age of 16 or 11th grade. before that it's just stpupid and a waist of time
Sex in general/Premarital Sex: i believe people should try to hold out until marriage or when there old enough to comprehend the consequences
Religion:
Our country: well we are number one in the world....
Drugs: stupid
Legalization of marijuana: ppl r gonna do i anyway
Drinking/the drinking age: should be hired up
Abortion: shouldnt be done unless its rape
The Death Penalty: depends on the crime
Pornography: it gets me by lol jk
School/College: important
Your parents: dont understand
Change: is dumb but happens
Revealing clothes: ? dnt care
Child abuse: is very badn adn wrong
Rape, sexual assault: is bad. perverts!!!!!!!!!
In depth questions about YOU
Have you ever been in love? Tell me about it: yes and still am
Have you had a serious relationship?: the one right now
What type of clothes do you wear?: whatever
What religion are you?:
What are your beliefs?: have morals, ethics, and live the best life you can within the respective "zones"
Do you smoke pot?: no
Do you do or have you tried other drugs?: no
Do you drink?: not really
Do you go online?: too much
How do you spend your time?: FFXI
What do you want to do when you get older?: Actuary
Where do you want to go to college?: denton
What type of music do you listen to?: Rock
What bands do you listen to?: korn, shinedown, metallica,
Describe your personality: alright i guess...
Describe your last ex's personality: to hyperactive
Do you believe in heaven and hell?: there might be dunno...
Have you ever had feelings or done anything sexual with the same sex?: no
Do you want to try anything with the same sex?: not really
Have you had sex? How many times?:
How far have you gone with somone of the opposite sex?: whats you deffinition of far?
What were your reasons for doing it?: ask me later
How long would you be in a relationship before you have sex?: dunno
Are you an opinionated person?: yeah
Introvert or extrovert?:
What occupies your spare time?: FFXI
Do you like talking on the phone?: yeah.
What girl names do you like?: robin
What boy names do you like?: Troy
Do you want kids someday?: yeah
Why or why not: i like kids
Do you play any sports?: not professionally
Do you meditate, pray, practice yoga, etc?: meditate
Do you burn inscence or candles?: i prefer inscence
Are you an artist?: little bit
Are you a writer?: not even
Are you a sports fanatic?: nah
What do you think about punk music?: not really my thing
About pop music?: it sucks
How do you feel about Britney Spears?: plastic? hahaha
Are you a drama queen or do you enjoy drama?: nope
Do you get along with your siblings?: sometimes
Do you get along with your parents?: nope
Do you like to travel?: yeah
Which do you prefer, day or night?: night
What is your favorite season? why?: winter but not south texas winter
What do you consider a true friend?: someone who's there no matter what
What do you think love is?: unexplainable
Have you ever been in love?: yes
Do you believe love conquers all...why or why not?: no. some things u have to do on ur own
Do you believe love is all you need..why or why not?: yes
What do you need to be happy?: yourself
What makes you happy?: seeing other ppl happy
What makes you sad?: seeing other ppl sad
Do you cry easily?: no
Are you sensitive?: i try not to let it show
Do you have alot of stored up anger?: yeah
Do you vent your feelings to people?: no
Are you close with your parents?: nope
What are you passionate about?: life
Do you attend church? youth group?: no
Do your dreams at night mean something to you?: yes
How is your sleep at night?: shaky at times
Do you get sick often?: nope
Do you have allergies?: nope
Do you take medications? For what?: no
Are you an experimental person?: sort of
Would you try new drugs if given the chance?: no
Are you generally a strong person?: yes
What do you wear to bed?: large shirt and comfy pants
What time do you go to bed in the summer, on school nights?: eh 11 midnightish
What time do you wake up in the summer, on school days?: late
Do you ahve a job?: yeah
If your house was burning and you could save 3 items what would they be?: my cards, box and turtle
If there were no side effects..what would you enjoy being addicted to?: love
What are traits you look for in a friend?: dont matter as long as i can have fun with them
In a significant other?: same. trust and fun
What are your best phsycial qualities?: i like the way i sweat...thats wierd isnt it?
What are your worst physical qualities?: i believe the midsection
What has been the worst day of your life that you can remember?: 18th bday
The best?: dec. 28 2003
If you could have one superpower what would it be?: the ablility to heal fast...like wolverine
What is one thing you wish you could change about yourself?: eh dunno
What emotions have you been feeling lately?: jealousy
You have a huge amount of guilt regarding?: nothing
What hurts more, emotional or phsyical pain?: emotional
Share a quote you like: f*** the world before the world f**** you
Do you talk to yourself?: no too much...i think
Do you have confidence in yourself?: not really
Do you find yourself attractive?: no
What is one thing about the opposite sex you cannot understand?: why most of them are hypocrites
What place would you like to visit?: canada
Are you ticklish..where?: nope
What nationality are you?: american
Spit out some random lyrics and tell us who it's by...: Why are you trying to make fun of me you think its funny what the f*** you think its doing to me you take your turns lashing out at me ill see you crying with your bloody ass in front of me --Korn..Thoughtless

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crumpled_papers @ 2004-08-24T10:10:00

2004-08-24T15:23:44Z

If I were a month, I'd be: December
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: midnight
If I were a planet, I'd be: jupiter
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a: Sea horse
If I were a direction, I'd be: South
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a: does a lava lamp count?
If I were a sin, I'd be: dunno
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: the dude from troy...guys name slipped my mind
If I were a liquid, I'd be: kool aid
If I were a tree, I'd be a(n): ebony
If I were a bird, I'd be a: Dodo.
If I were a tool, I'd be a: screw driver
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be a: bird of paradise
If I were a car, I'd be a: PINTO!
If I were a song, I'd be: wasted my time...Defualt
If I were a movie, I'd be: Spiderman
If I were a book, I'd be: i dont know how to read
If I were a fruit, I'd be a: Cherry
If I were a place, I'd be: Bird Bath
If I were a taste, I'd be: sour
If I were a scent, I'd be: vanilla
If I were a religion, I'd be:
If I were a word, I'd be: DUMAS!
If I were an object, I'd be a: a colage
If I were a body part, I'd be a(n): hand
If I were a shape, I'd be a: septagon
If I were a number, I'd be: 13
If I could... take one person and run over them with my car, it would be: michelle
If I could... hug one person and thank them for everything, it would be: all my friends
If I could... take one person and just run up to them and kiss them, it would be: tanya
If I could... make someone immortal, it would be: me
If I could... kick someone for using me, it would be: cdl
If I could... say sorry to someone, and make them believe it, and know that they believe you, it would be: everyone
If I could... meet someone, that I feel so close to already, but have never met it would be: dunno
If I could... hug someone and never let go, for absolutely no reason, it would be: Weiner..(not what you think)
If I could... hurt someone as much as they hurt me, it would be: cdl
If I could... bring anyone back from the dead, it would be: my grandma
If I could... console one person right now, it would be: whoever needs a person to talk to
If I could... punch one person in the jaw, it would be: shea
If I could... be better friends with someone right now, it would be: everyone
If I could... tell someone that they're in danger and they don't know it, even though they don't deserve it, it would be: dunno
If I could... change something right now with someone in my life, it would be: id change alot of things
If I could... have someone in my life to be there always and forever, it would be: QT
If I could... change one thing about my inner self, it would be: the way a percieve things
If I could... change one thing about my outter self, it would be: i could be a bit skinnier
If I could... turn my personal life clock back and take one thing back, it would be: too many things to change
If I could... tell one person, 'I love you' right now, it would be: RHSM
If I could... touch someone and make them feel better about themselves and their life, it would be: everyone in need
If I could... change an attribute about myself, it would be: i wish i were stronger
If I could... change a relationship with a family member, it would be: the rents
If I could... take one person and shake them really hard for being naive, it would be: ?
If I could... make someone smile right now, it would be: everyone of course
If I could... do anything right now, this moment, I would: take a road trip

hehe my first post with the new background

2004-08-20T20:52:39Z

what's your name?: Nathan
how old are you?: 18
hair color?: Black
eye color?: brown
music
beatles or hendrix: hendrix
ozzy or black sabbath (yes there's a difference): ozzy
less than jake or mxpx: mxpx
metallica or disturbed: disturbed
guns n roses or ac/dc: acdc
TV
gilligan's island or i love lucy: neither
green acres or beverly hillbilies: neither
i dream of jeanie or bewitched: neither
love life
do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yes
do you "love" them?: very much so
how long have you been together?: 2 years and about 2 months
if you're single...
do you have a crush?:
what's their name?:
this or that
indiana jones or star wars: star wars
george lucas or peter jackson: george lucas
danny elfman or john williams: neither
coffee or hot chocolate: hot choclate
winter or summer: winter
spring or fall: fall
birthday or christmas: christmas

Randomness brought to you by BZOINK!

How many fingers am I holding up?: 1
Do you like spagetti?: its my fav food
Whats yer favorite form of suicide?: shooting yourself in the head and not dying but the loss of blood kills you
Can I have a Dollar?: no
Does meat taste Good?: yeah.
Is meat Murder?: yes...but who said murder is bad?
Is there a right answer to any of these Questions?: is there ever a right answer?
Do you enjoy Grape Soda?: its alright
Do you Love Monkeys?: yeah
I mean seriously Monkeys Rock don't they?: i wouldnt go that far...PANDAS FOREVER!
Are you From a place that sux?: i believe they call it purgatory
I bet you are
Do you like to smell your arm pits when no one is looking?: SUPER STAR!
Do you read otherpeoples thoughts?: every chance i get
How many fingers am I holding Up?: 11
Are you Pink an fuzzy an Cute?: ummmm im black...spikey and...ugly
are you from the soft pink underbelly of socity?: fuck them
Are you thirsty?: kinda
nazi's. Good or bad?: bastards
Hitler was a prick wasn't he?: yup
Do you have a penis?: its called Mr. Winky
Do you have a vagina?: ::looks down::
Do you have both?: ::looks back up:: NOPE!
Do you Have Hiv?: nopers
Do you know Paul Gilbert?: no
What about Michle Moore?: no
Do like to Licky Dicky?: no thank you
Ever Fucked a Homelessperson?: no
Did you make em shower first?: no
I bet they smelled huh?: no
Ever Fucked without Protection?: no
Felt Pretty good huh?: dunno
Ever eatten a bug?: yeah.
Why not?: i did
Ever been arrested?: no
Ever fucked sumone famous?: hmm..jennifer connolly
Do you enjoy Pooping?: hmm..jennifer garner
How many wipes on average?: hmm...angelina jolie
Pee setting or standing?: standing
Poop setting or standing?: sitting
Ever took a dump in the shower just cause?: no
Ever Stuck a shampoo bottle up yer ass?: no
You like farting in public?: especially when you fart and run and someone walks into "the mist"
Does it smell?: sometimes, depends what i eat.
Wanna throw rocks at the highway with me?: sure
Ever eat a monkey?: no
Alive?: no
For 20 bucks?: shoot ill do it for 10
Do you love anything?: my cards and comp
I bet you don't
Got anything kool at yer house?: my comp and cards
if so like what?: refer to previous statement
an if not. How come?: eh?
What would you do for a klondic bar?: take this quiz
Would you kill a man?: yeah.
Would you ever fuck a midget given the chance?: midgets scare me
YA wanna eat some sperm?: maybe later...no
Ever eatten at el burrito Loco?: no
Did It suck?: ?

Don't you Dare eat my Nutz brought to you by BZOINK!

hmm...whatcha think?

2004-08-20T07:05:16Z

wow. this makes number four...

some people are too trusting with their ljs...

hehe...

-chief-

if you havent noticed all my quizes are stolen from mad mel

2004-08-19T20:52:10Z

Age: 0-5 [Toddler]
When were you born?: 7/7/86
What was your first word?: i think it was bubble
What was your favorite television show?: ummm...i think i was too busy hitting my head against a wall to watch tv
What was your favorite movie?: refer to previous statement
Do you have any siblings?: yeah.
If so, give their names and ages:: michael, and jon
Did you have any pets?: yes
Did you have a best friend? Who?: i was a lonely child
Did you have a favorite relative?: dont remember..probably the relative that gave me shiny gifts
What is the most memorable moment from these years?: i remember opening a door and then slamming it....
Age: 6-12 [Childhood/Preteen]
What was the name of your elementary school?: Sam Houston
Did you get a boyfriend/girlfriend during any of these years? Who?: pff yeah right
What was your favorite year of elementary school? Why?: i would think kinder...got a lot of friends
Who was your favorite teacher?: Mrs. Pearson
Who was your least favorite teacher?: dunno
What was the reason for your first detention?: Arm Wrestling Macario...(i won!)
Who was your best friend during these years?: Josh
What was your favorite television show?: power rangers and Ninja Turtles
What was your favorite movie?: dunno
What was your favorite song?: same
What is the most memorable moment from these years?: when i went to middle school and was all alone again
Age: 13-16 [Teenager]
What high school did/are you go(ing) to?: HHS
Who was/are your best friend(s)?: i dont hold favs anymore
What was your favorite class?: algebra 2
Who was/is your favorite teacher?: Ledbetter
Who was/is your least favorite teacher?: MRS. GARCIA!!! BITCH
Who was/is your boyfriend/girlfriend during these years?: Tanya
What was your most prized possession? Why?: My card collection
Were you ever suspended or expelled? Why? [Naughty Naughty!]: nope
Were you still a virgin during these years?: yes
What was your favorite television show?: DBZ
What was your favorite movie?: fifth element i think
What was your favorite song?: cant remember
What is the most memorable moment from these years?: math trips
Age: 17-18 [Young Adult]
Still going to the aformentioned high school? If not, where?: yes
Did you get into any major fights with your parents?: all the time.
Did you ever make-up?: no.
Who was your best friend(s)?: did i have any?
Did you have any pets?: hamsters
What was your favorite class?: AP Physics
What was your least favorite class?: Stats
Who was your favorite teacher?: ledbetter
Who was your least favorite teacher?: Mr. Rios
Did you graduate? What year?: 2004
What was your favorite television show?: Last Comic Standing
What was your favorite movie?: beautiful mind
What was your favorite song?: i listen to everything
What is the most memorable memory from these years?: senior summer
Age: 18+ [Grown-Up]
How old are you now?: 18
Do you miss your childhood?: no
Do you feel old?: very...my back
Do you now, now that I've asked?: umm....
Are you glad that this quiz is over? Why?: can you be too glad?!?

LMAO

2004-07-29T19:10:57Z

sorry i saw this on kevin's lj...
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With consent.................12 Calories
Without consent.............187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands..............8 Calories
With one hand...............12 Calories
With your teeth.............85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.................6 Calories
Without an erection............315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris......8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot........92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................12 Calories
69 lying down................. 78 Calories
69 standing up..................112 Calories
Wheelbarrow.....................216 Calories
Doggy Style.................... 326 Calories
Italian Chandelier............. 912 Calories

ORGASM:
Real............................112 Calories
False...........................315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............ 18 Calories
Getting up immediately.......... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.....816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are: 20-29 years old................... 36 Calories
30-39 years........................80 Calories
40-49 years...................... 124 Calories
50-59 years.......................972 Calories
60-69 years......................2916 Calories
70 and over.......................Death

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly............................32 Calories
In a hurry........................98 Calories
With her FATHER knocking at the door..............1218 Calories

isnt that great! lol